The Boondocks, Season 2

Riley:
(narrating) Since I woke up, I knew who took my chain: Butch Magnus Milosovic.

Man:
Butch Magnus?

Teen :
Crazy Butch Magnus? Something is really wrong with that kid.

Old Woman:
The most fucked-up child I've ever seen in my life. My long-ass, sorry, mothafuckin', goddamn life!

Woman:
Butch Magnus? Awful, terrible human. Makes me sick just to think of him! I'm gonna vomit now.

Riley:
(narrating) Otherwise known as "One-Punch Butch". He like to jack you first and ask you for your shit all after the fact.

Butch:
(punches a kid and takes his sandwich) What kind of sandwich is this? (punches a kid and takes his iPod) What are you listening to? (punches a kid off his bike and rides off with it) Let me ride your bike real quick, bitch!

Riley:
(narrating) Last year, Butch was expelled from the Jesus, Mary and Joseph Academy For Boys for assaulting a nun.

Butch:
(takes the paddle) Gimme dis shit!

Nun:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Riley:
(narrating) He even made it on one of those Maury Povich episodes where they send the kids to Boot Camp.

(Butch is sitting on stage casually, next to a security guard. An imposing drill instructor marches onto the set and starts yelling in Butch's face)

Drill Instructor:
YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE FAT ASS TURD, I AIN'T YO MOMMA AND I AIN'T GONNA PUT UP WITH THIS NONSEN--

(Butch smiles and headbutts the D.O. viciously, breaking his nose.)

Drill Instructor:
' AAUUUGHHHH!! (collapses as blood gushes from his nose)

(The security guard tries to restrain Butch, only to be clobbered by a chair. Butch then smashes the chair on the terrified Drill Instructor.)