The Boondocks, Season 2

Huey:
Well, you were looking for hate. Way to go.

Riley:
Shut up, punk! Instead of bein' Mr. Funny Nigga, why don't you try bein' Mr. Help-A-Nigga-Go-Jump-A-Nigga-And-Get-His-Chain-Back? Man, I gotta find a way to get it 'fore Thugnificent finds out.

Huey:
Riley, let the chain go. If Thugnificent wants it back, he can handle it.

Riley:
Then he'll think I'm a punk and kick me out the crew!

Huey:
It's just rocks and metal. It's only worth what you're willin' to give up for it. Is it worth gettin' hurt again?

Riley:
Yeah.

Huey:
Goin' to jail?

Riley:
Yeah.

Huey:
Gettin' killed?

Riley:
Yessir!

Huey:
Kissin' a man?

Riley:
Yeah-yeah! (A look of shock appears on Riley's face, and he covers his mouth.) Oh! NO!

Huey:
WHOA! Kissin' a man? I mean, if it feels natural and that's what you're into, I mean... (Huey gets up and walks to the door without looking back.)

Riley:
No, that don't count! That's a do-over! I didn't know you was gon' say dat!

Huey:
Guess you really want that chain back. (Huey opens the door and walks out.)

Riley:
NO! THE ANSWER IS NO!! (...and the door shuts.)