The Boondocks, Season 2

Tobias:
That's your plan?! Catcher Freeman, huh? Why don't I just wait for Santa Claus to take you away on his sled?

Slave 1:
Nigga, you don't believe in Catcher Freeman?!

Tobias:
(mimicks Slave 1) Of course I don't. I don't believe in the Easter Bunny either.

Slave 2:
I'm tellin' you, man. Catcher Freeman is real. He go round from plantation to plantation freein' all the slaves and shit. He like 14 feet tall. Got trapezeous muscles and biceps. It's crazy. He ain't just no normal nigga, he Supernigga. He like a black-ass Batman if you will. And he can fly. Underwater.

Riley (V.O.):
Wait, how'd they know who Batman is?

Granddad (V.O.):
STOP INTERRUPTING!

Tobias:
Ha! That's ridiculous! I don't even know who Batman is!

Slave 2:
And what's your plan, house nigga? I bet you don't even wanna escape, all on Master's nuts.

Tobias:
Oh I'm gonna escape all right. I'm gonna escape with this (points to his noggin), ok? With my mind. I've got this (pulls out a manuscript). It's a play but for the screen.

Slave 1:
What screen, nigga? We in the 1800s.

Tobias:
I've thought of a new way to display moving pictures on a screen. Of course, it's all abstract since I don't have any actual film or cameras or anything. But I'm gonna show Master Colonel my screenplay and when he reads it, he's gonna know this could be a huge projection.

Slave 2:
Nigga, you tryin' to get off the plantation by sellin' a script? (They both start laughing) Nigga, you ain't even supposed to know how to read! How you gonna sell a script, asshole? Plus there's a writer's strike, nigga!