The Boondocks, Season 2

Uncle Ruckus:
Now one of the great pleasures of my day is taking these pretty little white children to school in the morning. Hey there, Mister Billy how ya doin?

Billy:
(rudely past Uncle Ruckus and boarding the school bus) Move outta my way, fat boy!

Uncle Ruckus:
I keep the bus nice and clean for them. These kids- oh excuse, 'scuse me. (sees blonde little girl walking towards the school bus). Oh hello Miss Madison.

Madison:
(rudely walking past Uncle Ruckus and boarding the school bus) Whatever.

Uncle Ruckus:
There's my little sunshine. (spots Huey and Riley) Whoa, whoa hold it there! (waving hand-held metal detector around them) Where's the gun huh?

Riley:
(indignant) Ay, man!

Uncle Ruckus:
Where's the gun, huh? Go on, git, git! Get outta here! Go do your little hifey-fifey dances and nigga monkey shuffle somewhere else! This here bus is for kids with a future!

(Huey and Riley angrily walk to school together)

Uncle Ruckus:
(drives the school bus up to Huey and Riley) That's right, that's right, get your lazy asses some exercise! Y'all should just grow up to be rappers, get into a beef and then shoot each other! Ah, ha, ha, ha!

(drives past Huey and Riley)