The Boondocks, Season 3

[Rufus Crabmiser, Lady Esmeralda, and George Pissedofferson arrive at the gas station]

Uncle Ruckus:
Oh hell no! What ya'll want, nigga? Hurry up, I haven't got all day.

Rufus Crabmiser:
We looking for a place called Woodcrest, is this it?

Uncle Ruckus:
Maybe. Look you want gas or not?

Rufus Crabmiser:
We're looking for a man.

Uncle Ruckus:
Oh yeah, I guess we are. You looking for the number man or the weed man or the welfare man!

Rufus Crabmiser:
No the man I was looking for is named Freeman, Robert Freeman.

Uncle Ruckus:
OH HELL NO, I KNEW IT! You relate to Robert Freeman?

[Rufus, Esmeralda, and George look at each other, then back to Ruckus]

Rufus Crabmiser:
So you know him?

Uncle Ruckus:
Yeah I know him. But Woodcrest don't need no more color. We got our color cultural field. So ya'll get to steppin, get in that piece of shit car, turn it around and head back to the road, crusty the coon.

Rufus Crabmiser:
Why don't you just tell me where Robert is before I put 5 [crack his knuckle with brass knuckle] cross your lips, you big black dummy!

Lady Esmeralda:
Yeah! Start talking, you one eye fish eyed fool.

George Pissedofferson:
Hey, we don't have all night. Buffalo Butt.

Uncle Ruckus:
I ain't scared of decrypted negros, COME ON! [Rufus come toward Uncle Ruckus] NO NO! [All three start attack Ruckus]