The Boondocks, Season 3

Bushido Brown:
That bullshit-ass toilet you bought just broke!

Grandad:
You mean it won't flush?

Bushido Brown:
Did I say it won't flush? The hands-free cleaning system won't work! I told you to get the Tushioki 2200 series. You got the 1100 series, and the 1100 series is some bullshit!

Grandad:
Well, they didn't have the 2200 series.

Bushido Brown:
That's your problem. You'd better have a replacement before I have to take a shit again.

Grandad:
Well, what if I can't get the replacement in time?

Bushido Brown:
Hey, I don't care if you wipe it, but Bushido Brown don't wipe his own ass.

Grandad:
(shocked, speechless) Nigga, did you just tell me to wipe your ass?

[Bushido Brown grins smugly at him.]

Grandad:
That's it! You fired!

Bushido Brown:
(shocked) You firing Bushido Brown?

Grandad:
You heard me! You and all these raggedy motherfuckers you brought with you get the fuck on! I'm sick of this shit.