The Boondocks, Season 3

[Rufus Crabmiser launches the Flying Guillotine at Bushido Brown, which misses by several feet and embeds in a tree branch. Bushido Brown, assuming the weapon is stuck, proceeds to charge Crabmiser, who retracts the Guillotine -- which cleanly beheads Bushido Brown from behind. Bushido Brown's head sails through the sky in slow motion as a fountain of blood gushes from his neck.]

Grandad, Huey, Riley and Brown's Advisors:
[groan in disgust]

George Pissedofferson:
DY-NO-MIIIIITE!!!

Riley:
Man!

Colonel Stinkmeaner (narrating):
It's a beautiful day to FUCK SHIT UP! (laughs maniacally)

[Bushido Brown's head plops down on the walkway and rolls to the front steps of the Freeman Residence]

Granddad, Huey and Riley:
(in unison) Oh, SHIT!

Granddad:
Now what are we gonna do?

Riley:
[reducing to tears] Oh, man! We gonna die now! This all yo fault, Grandad!

Huey:
Wait! This doesn't have to end this way. Stinkmeaner's death was a huge mistake, but killin' us isn't gonna bring him back.

Granddad:
He's right. Look. What happened with Stinkmeaner, it shouldn't have happen. Okay? I admit it. I was embarrassed 'cause I got beat up by an old man. I was ashamed. I could've walked away from it then, but I didn't. I didn't mean to kill him. It just happened. It's my fault, I'm sorry. There, I've said it. I'm sorry. It was wrong and I wish I could take it back, but I can't. So please, please. Can't we just end this?

Rufus Crabmiser:
Man, we don't give a fuck 'bout no Stinkmeaner.

Grandad and Huey:
What?

Lady Esmeralda:
Just because he was our nigga doesn't mean we gave a shit about his ass.

George Pissedofferson:
We don't need no reason to fuck shit up! That's why we drink Hennessey. That's why we smoke menthols. That's why we's niggas! We likes to ruin shit.

Rufus Crabmiser:
Hell, y'all just gave us an excuse. If it wasn't you, we'd probably just pick someone random and ruin they life.

Grandad:
Huh?

Riley:
Oh, come on!

Huey:
Well, now what?

Rufus Crabmiser:
Now you die.

[The police arrive]

Riley:
Ooh-hoo, the police. Thank God for the pol-- I mean, uh, who snitched?! Who called the Po-Po?

[The Hateocracy put their hands behind their heads as the police arrest them]

Officer:
All right, you three are under arrest for the murder of Bushido Brown.

Grandad:
Oh, thank you, officer. Thank you!

Riley:
I can't believe somebody snitched. That's gay.

Officer:
These three won't be bothering you anymore. But why do you think they were after you guys specifically?

Huey:
It was a nigga moment.

Officer:
Oh, of course -- a nigga moment. Well, there's only one way to end a nigga moment for good -- jail.

Huey:
Jail?

Grandad:
Jail. [chuckles] That makes sense! Jail! Isn't that great, Huey? Jail! Of course! Oh, thank God for jail.

Officer:
Glad we could help. [leaves]

Colonel Stinkmeaner (narrating):
And that's the moral of the story. Some niggas just need to go to jail. I might be in hell, but at least I ain't in jail, nigga. (laughs maniacally)

[The Hateocracy are yelling and protesting in a police car]

Lady Esmeralda:
Let me out this car! (smashes her head against a car window)

Riley:
I can't believe somebody snitched. (gets inside the house) Niggas is out here like running faucets.

Grandad:
Y'all can get off my property now. And make sure you clean this headless dickhead off my yard. And get that ass-squirting toilet out of my house, too! (gets inside the house)

[the episode ends]