The Boondocks, Season 3

Robert:
I gon' really let him have it. Show him my stuff. Give that man everything I got.

Riley:
Pause.

Robert:
Pause? Pause what?

Riley:
You said somethin' gay, so you gotta say "no homo" or else you a homo.

Robert:
But what did I say gay?

Riley:
You said you was gon' give this dude everything you got. No homo.

Robert:
That's not gay. I said I was gon' give the man everything I got.

Riley:
Pause, Granddad. If it sound gay, its gay and you gotta say "no homo". How I know you not a homo, Granddad, if you don't say "no homo"?

Robert:
I'm not sayin' "no homo".

Riley:
Okay, you wanna be a homo.

Robert:
Stop callin' your granddaddy a homo!

Riley:
Then say "no homo"!

Robert:
I don't wanna say "no homo"! Imma homo yo' ass if you don't stop sayin' pause!

Riley:
...Pause.