The Boondocks, Season 3

(The Booty Warrior arrive at the house)

Decoy:
Hold on! I'm just got out of shower. There some juice on table.

The Booty Warrior:
Hmm! Take your time.

(Chris Hansen arrive)

Chris Hansen:
You wanna explain to me what you're doing here?

The Booty Warrior:
I came looking for booty.

Chris Hansen:
You came looking for sex with an underage boy?

The Booty Warrior:
Oh no, I ain't come lookin for no little boys. I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt.

Chris Hansen:
A man's butt? Excuse me?

The Booty Warrior:
Oh, I know who you are, Chris Hansen. But see, I likes to calls ya Chris Hansome. I watch your TV show all the time. So you can go ahead and bring in them cameras and them polices waitin for me outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I'll tell you what: I like ya, and I wantcha. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours.

Chris Hansen:
Well, I don't think you and I will be doing anything any kind of way.

The Booty Warrior:
Okay, I-I see you choosin the hard way.

Chris Hansen:
Okay, cut. This isn't working. Someone get this guy-

[The booty warrior lunges at Chris, restraining him bent over the counter.]

The Booty Warrior:
Don't make me ruin that butt, Chris!

Chris Hansen:
No! No, please!

The Booty Warrior:
I'm a warrior!

[We hear cloth tearing. Suddenly, Chris Hansen screams in agony as we hear the booty warrior grunting.]