The Boondocks, Season 3

The Booty Warrior:
When you go to prison, the most important thing in your life is gonna be booty. A man's butt.

Inmate:
[From offscreen] Y'all better listen to him.

The Booty Warrior:
Booty, gettin' some booty, is more important than food. It's more important than drinkin' water. If I see a man I like, I tell him like this here. [Looks straight at Tom, the camera zooming in on him as eerie music plays] I likes ya.

Inmate:
He likes ya!

The Booty Warrior:
And I want ya.

Inmate:
And he wants ya!

The Booty Warrior:
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours. What's it gonna be?

Inmate:
WHATCHU WANT, TOM?!

The Booty Warrior:
I asked you a question, Tom.

Inmate:
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, TOM!

[Tom is shaking and sweating by now, visibly nervous]

Tom:
I don't answer...

The Booty Warrior:
Ah-ah-ah! Excuse me, I didn't hear you, Tom!

Tom:
I said I don't wanna answer- I don't wanna- I don't wanna do this anymore!

The Booty Warrior:
Sound to me like you want it the hard way!

Inmate:
GIVE IT TO 'IM!