The Buzz on Maggie

Mrs. Wingston:
Alright, people! Friday's our class trip to Raging Gutters water park. [the students all cheer excitedly] So, let's see your permission slips.

Rayna:
Ooh, I can't wait, girl! Soakin' up the sun, slidin' down the storm drain.

Maggie:
Ker…

Rayna:
Splash!

[The two girls high five]

Fly student #1:
Ew, yuck! We'll have to share water with the wannabes?

Fly student #2:
They'll stink up the trip, and not in a good way.

Dawn:
Not if they can't get on the bus.

Mrs. Wingston:
Maggie, your permission slip.

Maggie:
[gives Mrs. Wingston her permission slip] Voila.

Mrs. Wingston:
Hm, looks like there's a mark on your permanent record.

Maggie:
Eh, probably made honor roll. Let's uh, keep it on the QT. No need to shame the others.

Mrs. Wingston:
Hmm, it says here, you pulled a phony fire drill.

Maggie:
What?! But-but, that's not true!

Rayna:
Maggie'd never do that!

Mrs. Wingston:
Very convincing coming from someone who wrote the answers to the Latin final ON HER WINGS!

Rayna:
[offended] Say what?! Our school don't even offer Latin!

Mrs. Wingston:
Sorry, ladies, but you'll be spending Friday in detention. Oh, and according to this, so will you, [points to Eugene, then to Wendell] you, [to Gym Shorts Kid] YOU, and you. [points to Melvin, as all four look shocked]

Maggie:
But, Mrs. Wingston, there must be some mistake!

Dawn:
This is my favorite part.