The Buzz on Maggie

[Maggie and her friends visit Principal Peststrip in his office and complain to him about their permanent records]

Principal Peststrip:
Shush, shush, shush, shush. Sorry, folks. The permanent record never lies.

Maggie:
But, Principal Peststrip, none of us did any of those things!

Principal Peststrip:
And who do you expect me to believe, huh? You, who have every reason to lie to me or this innocent little manila folder? You wouldn't lie to me, would you? [talks with a Mickey Mouse impression] No way, Mr. P, never. No.

Rayna:
Don't you think you'd remember if Maggie pulled a phony fire drill?

Principal Peststrip:
Hmm, I suppose so.