The Buzz on Maggie

Eugene:
[disappointed] Darn! I was gonna cannonball off the high dive.

Wendell:
No, you weren't.

Eugene:
Well, I… I might've.

Maggie:
Guys, guys, we can't just stand by and let Dawn get away with this.

Rayna:
Oh, sure we can, if the permanent record says so.

Maggie:
Hey, that's it! Peststrip says the record's word is final, right? Well, if Dawn can change it one way, we can change it back.

Melvin:
We can? How?

Maggie:
By breaking in and fixing our records so they're right again.

Rayna:
Break in? But Maggie, that is stooping to Dawn's level. Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "Two wrongs don't make a right?"

Maggie:
But, Rayna, there's another saying. "One wrong that fixes another wrong restores balance to the universe."

Rayna:
Don't know that one.

Maggie:
Never got on like the original.

Eugene:
Maggie, come on, gal, think this through. Have you seen Peststrip's records' room?

Wendell:
The security's tighter than a pair of Gym Shorts Kid's gym shorts!