The Cosby Show, Season 2

Clair:
I wanna know what's goin' on in here? [Denise and Vanessa talk at the same time] Wait a minute, wait a minute. Denise you go first.

Vanessa:
Why does she get to go first?!

Clair:
Because I said I said so!

Denise:
She went into my closet and took the sweater: the one I said she couldn't have [Denise hits Vanessa and kept fighting]

Clair:
GIRLS, I SAID "STOP"!!! Stop it. Vanessa is this true?

Vanessa:
Well---

Cliff:
[Interrupting her] No, no, no, before you start to say "No" let me remind you that you are wearing the evidence?

Vanessa:
Oh yeah. Well, mom she shoved me!

Denise:
I shoved her because she took my sweater!

Clair:
We have rules in this house: one of them is "We don't take things that don't belong to us" and the other one is "We don't try to kill each other", Denise, you may not drive your car for 2 days.

Denise:
But mom!

Clair:
Don't "But mom" me! Vanessa, you can't talk on the telephone for the next 2 days. Now give your sister her sweater back.

Cliff:
And you will wear the same clothes for 2 days in a row!

Vanessa:
Aw, come on, dad!

Clair:
Come on, Vanessa, give your sister her sweater back. [Vanessa throws Denise's sweater at her]

Denise:
Stop!

Clair:
Give it back nicely.

Vanessa:
I'm sorry, Denise.

Denise:
Now I have to get it clean!

Clair:
Okay, the money for the cleaning comes out of your allowance.

Vanessa:
Yes, mom.

Clair:
Vanessa, what has gotten into you? I have never, ever seen you act like this.

Vanessa:
Mom, come on, Denise and I have fought over clothes before.

Cliff:
Yeah, but not to the death!