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The Day Today

The Day Today (1994) was a surreal British parody of television current affairs programmes, created by Armando Iannucci and Chris Morris. more »

Chris Morris:
The headlines tonight: Bottomley refreshed after three days on cross. Branson's clockwork dog crosses Atlantic floor. And sacked chimney-sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise.

[The main titles play for the first time]

Chris Morris:
Welcome! On The Day Today tonight: David Owen emerges shattered from Oliver Reed...

David Owen:
I don't think I've ever seen anything quite such... so totally wanton and ghastly... mess, terrible...

Chris Morris:
And Portillo's wife defends crack habit.

An old man:
It's cheap, very cheap.

Chris Morris:
Hello, you.

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