The Day Today
The Day Today (1994) was a surreal British parody of television current affairs programmes, created by Armando Iannucci and Chris Morris. more »
Chris Morris:
Lets see if we can nail this down. In terms of this elastic band here... (twangs an elastic band) Would you like to see the law tightened up to this tightness, tightness number one... tightness number two... or tightness number three?
Man:
I think tightness number three.
Chris Morris:
Tightness number three, like this?
Man:
I think we've really got to hammer these guys.
Chris Morris:
So that tightness being... an average Post Office band, extended over about eight inches.
Man:
Yeah, I think so.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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