The Day Today

The Day Today (1994) was a surreal British parody of television current affairs programmes, created by Armando Iannucci and Chris Morris. more »

Chris Morris:
Just time for a quick look at tomorrow's headlines. Today: '"You Could Blow Notes Across the Holes in His Head," Says Sinatra Doc.' The Herald Tribune go with '"Boiled Dog Could do Maths," Claims Experimenter'. The European: 'Elastic Song Strangles Hucknall'. The Daily Telegraph and other broadsheets feature tabs here down the side for ease of turning the pages. And The Independent go with '"Portillo's Face Felt Like Guts" Says Girl'. That's it, just to let you know the police are still looking for the actor Burt Reynolds, after he stole a dodgem and drove it out of a fairground in Islington. The fifty-nine-year-old American eluded capture after a low speed car chase, and was last seen heading north on the M11 near Saffron Walden.

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