The Day Today

Old Man:
[reading off a card] This... this is my complaint, right? TV is the most un-kinking, un-happening, un-sussed piece o' sheet in the hood right now.

Chris Morris:
Look at the lens, please.

Old Man:
Oh, sorry. You gotta get it. Totally dis-counture. More in the area. See, I'm talking more ragga, more boogle, more death mental...

Chris Morris:
Death metal.

Old Man:
...death metal and Belgian house. You hear me? Let's get TV banging, mud-far...... mud-the-far-cuss.

Chris Morris:
And look at the camera again and nod your head as you say that.

Old Man:
Mud-the-far-cuss.

Chris Morris:
And say that last bit again once more into the camera.

Old Man:
Mud-the-far-cuss.