The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 1

Kayla:
Your momma.

Will:
Oh? What about my momma?

Kayla:
Your momma is so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them.

Will:
Well, your momma is so dumb, she went to the theater and it said 'Under 17 Not Admitted' so she went home and got sixteen of her friends.

Kayla:
You know what? I shouldn't talk about your momma. I feel sorry for your momma. Having such an ugly child.

Will:
(outraged) Ugly?

Kayla:
You're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.

Will:
You're so ugly, your momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

Kayla:
You're so ugly, that isn't a fade on your head. That's your hair running away from your face.

Will:
Well you're so ugly that...uuhh...baby, you so fine.