The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 2

Will:
Hey, grandma. What do you think?

Hattie (walking in the living room to see Carlton in a dress being sewn by Will):
Six years of Oprah and this is still a shock.

Carlton:
It's a bet, Grandma.

Hattie:
Don't tell me what happens if you lose. In fact, I don't want to know what happens if you win. Oh, Hell. Let's just never mention it again.

Philip (walking in the living room to see Carlton in a dress being sewn by Will):
Son -- and I use that term loosely.

Carlton:
Dad, it's not what it looks like. Will and I are making a dress.

Philip:
That's exactly what it looks like.