The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 3

(After Will sees a hot girl walking by)

Will:
Hurt me, hurt me! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up, baby?

Veronica:
The name's Veronica.

Will:
Ooh, Veronica, I like that.

Veronica:
Great, now I can die.

Will:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, now, baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

Veronica:
And?

Will:
And I just want to let you know that I might let you consider being with me.

Veronica:
Is that what passes for a compliment?

Will:
Wait, listen...

Veronica:
No, you listen. If you want a shot at being with me, maybe you should try talking to me like a normal human being. Got it?

Will:
Actually, baby, you got it, but I'll take donations!