The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 4

Will:
If you walk out on Scott now this could haunt you for the rest of your life.

Hillary:
What do you mean?

Will:
Well, you might never go out again. You'll become one of them crazy old women who walk around all day with a shower cap on, with an ol' raggedy halter top that says "Jam!". Then you gonna start wearing rhinestone gauchos. Then, just for no reason, you'll say "Dum dum de-day!". And you'll be eating neckbone sandwiches all the time and screaming at your lil' imaginary dog, Brutus. And you know what the worst part is?

Hillary:
What?

Will:
The only man you'll get is some fool named Grady. He'll be smelling like menthol all the time and falling asleep in his soup.