The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 5

(Will sits at the kitchen table, Hilary enters the kitchen and throws a newspaper on the table)

Hilary:
Look at this.

Will (reading newspaper):
"Powerful earthquake rattles northern coast."

Hilary:
Oh, boo-hoo.

(turns paper over and points to page):
This.

Will:
"Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked to learn that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk show host, Hilary Banks."

Hilary:
(groans)

Will:
"Banks, seen here, wielding a potato..."

Hilary:
Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing.

I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't even make a scratch.

At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.

Will:
Hilary, you were supposed to- never mind.