The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Season 5

Carlton (comes in the kitchen with his hands on the top of his head):
Did you just put super glue in my hair gel?

Will:
That's what you get for stealing my girl.

Carlton:
I didn't have to steal her. She was bored with you, so that she has to come to a real man.

Will:
So, what you're saying is that I'm not a real man?

Carlton:
You got that right. It's like this "Hey, baby, (doing his pelvic thrust) pap, pap, stuff". It worked in high school, but now, it's just embarrassing!

Will:
Take it easy there, stumpy.

Carlton:
And you know what? I'm also getting tired of the short jokes. I'm average height.

Will:
For a woman!

Carlton:
I'm large enough for Valerie.