The Inbetweeners, Series 1

Ride Attendant:
Room for one more at the front.

Will:
Sorry?

Ride Attendant:
One more. At the front.

Will:
How can there possibly be room for only one more at the front?

Ride Attendant:
Well there's three people on the front, so there's a spare seat there-

Will:
Let's just rewind a bit, shall we? Why are there now three people at the front?

Ride Attendant:
Sir, if you could just get on-

Will:
(getting more and more angry) They've pushed in! We've been queueing for over an hour specifically for the front, and they've pushed in?

Ride Attendant:
Sir-

Will:
Get them off! Get them off and make them move! Fucking pushing in!

Simon:
(Aware of the scene now being created) Will, it doesn't matter. We'll sit at the back.

Ride Attendant:
Sir, if you could just-

Will:
Are they so dumb they think it's OK to push in? Make them move!

Jay:
Shut up, you plum, and get on the ride.

Ride Attendant:
Sir, it's the last ride of the day, please get on.

Simon:
Will, honestly, it doesn't matter, just get on.

Will:
Fine, fucking fine! I'll just...I'll just get on. I'll just get on, and sit at the front (he sits at the front and straps himself in) next to these inconsiderate arseholes.