The Inbetweeners, Series 1

[The boys are complaining about the wet seats in Simon's car]

Simon:
Neil, did you wet yourself in my new car?

Neil:
It's not really new.

Simon:
[enquiringly] Did you wet yourself?

Neil:
No, but I did have a bird back in here.

Simon:
[alarmed] You fucked a girl in my car?

Neil:
No, it's too small. Did a lot of fingering though. She wanked me off a few times.

[All the boys groan in disgust]