The IT Crowd, Series 1

Moss:
You've got to help Roy! [Sees Richmond and points at him] Richmond's out of his room, he's not in his room, he's supposed to be in his room, why is he out of his room?

Jen:
Well, he's going to come out and play with us for a while.

Moss:
But, the rainforest, and...

Jen:
What's wrong with you, Moss?

Moss:
Roy's stuck underneath a lady's desk.

Jen:
[laughs] What, still?

Moss:
Look, I know that normally this would be very funny, but he's been under there too long for a reasonable explanation! If that woman looks down, she's going to assume he's a desk-rabbit!

Jen:
What's a desk-rabbit?

Moss:
I just made that up! But that's probably what they're gonna start to call people like Roy. But Roy's not a desk-rabbit, he's my best friend, and unless you do something, it's just going to be you, me, and Tim Burton over there! [he points at Richmond, who looks offended.]