The IT Crowd, Series 2

Roy:
Peter, what's your email address?

Peter:
Oh, it's filepeter@hotmail.com.

Roy:
"filepeter"? Why "filepeter"?

Peter:
Well, File is my second name.

Roy:
Oh, right, I see. Peter File.

Moss:
Who's a paedophile?

Roy:
No no, his name is Peter File.

Moss:
His name is paedophile?

Jen:
[angry] Don't say it like that. It sounds like "paedophile."

Moss:
Isn't that what he just said?

Jen':
No, Peter File.

Moss:
[enunciating] Paedo phile?

Jen:
Peter File!

Richmond:
Who's a paedophile?

Jen:
No one is.

Moss:
[finally understanding] Right. It just sounds like paedophile.

Jen:
No, no, it doesn't!

Moss:
Does a bit. Peter File.

Roy:
Peter File... Yeah, no, it does.

[There are murmurings of agreement from the rest of the table as everyone starts pronouncing it themselves]

Peter:
[exasperated] YES, I SUPPOSE IT DOES!

[silence]

Jen:
I didn't noticed, so...

Peter:
It doesn't bother you, does it?

Jen:
No, of course it doesn't. [leans in for a kiss]

Moss:
They say "pedophile" in America. Maybe you should move to America.

Jen:
[shouting] He's not moving to America!