The King of Queens, Season 2

Doug (sarcastic):
Make sure it doesn't have capers. (Carrie stiffens, as if she was expecting this.)

Carrie (testy):
Okay, here we go. You wanna get into this now? Bring it on.

Doug:
No, no, I don't wanna get into it, I want you to be happy. Don't want you to have to call the Lean Cuisine people and ask for the manager.

Carrie (turning to face Doug):
Well, if I did have to, we all know on whose side you'd be on, don't we?

Doug:
I wanted a nice evening out. You're the one who went insane!

Carrie:
Oh, yeah, I'm insane. I ordered my food without capers and then wanted it without capers. Yeah, fit me for a strait-jacket, I'm a loon!

Doug:
You know what I mean, okay? You're always on the lookout for who's out to get you! You can never just let something go, because that would result in a delightful evening out, and we can't have that, can we? No!