The King of Queens, Season 6

[Doug and Carrie are canoeing, and Doug is singing while they paddle]

Doug:
...56 bottles of beer- in the boat. 56 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 55 bottles of beer- in the boat.

[after a long argument between Doug and Carrie while they are still canoeing]

Doug:
Just stop complaining and sing with me! It's fun! (singing same song detailed above, only louder and in a angrier voice) 55 bottles of beer- in the boat! 55 bottles of beer-

Carrie:
Owls don't bite! They wear glasses! They're the nerds of the forest!

[Doug is lost in the woods, but assures himself he will make it out alive. Yells this after jogging to the top of a hill]

Doug:
I will survive!!! I CHOOSE LIFE!!