The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Season 1

Ophelia:
(after Roger interrupts) Roger! For the tenth time, you are not in this scene.

Roger:
But I've only got two lines at the end of the play. I just run out and scream, "Power to the beans! Power to the beans!"

Ophelia:
And if you come in early one more time, I'm gonna cut it down to NO lines. Comprende? Bikers, you're killing me here. You're absolutely killing me. You're the vicious scourge of the road. Let me see some grip. And grim reaper, you're supposed to be the bringer of death. Hello?! When you come out on that stage, I want that audience DEAD. Get it? DEAD! (calmly) But I must say I think it was your best effort yet. Take five. BUT ONLY FIVE!