The Life and Times of Juniper Lee, Season 2

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee (2005–2007), is an American animated television series. The series centers on the life of a preteen girl, named Juniper Lee. The magic and human worlds have been separated by a magical barrier, preventing ordinary… more »

Vikki Devyne:
You must be Juniper. What brings you here?

June:
Uh, we've got a problem with the monster kids in Orchid Bay. It seems you, um, cut a deal with…

Vikki Devyne:
Oh, right, the Thompson boy. Nice kid. Didn't want to be a monster. I love to help people, I'm a real people person. It's really all about love. [speaks into her intercom headset] Bobby, where's my protein shake?! If it's not in here by the time I finish this sentence, you're fired! You're fired, fired! BRING ME MY SHAKE, AND NO BANANA!!!!

June:
Yeah, it's just that… Well, you turned all monster children in Orchid Bay into humans, and not just Evan Thompson.

Vikki Devyne:
Listen, sweetheart, I broke our packages. If I change one monster, I gotta change 'em all. It's an all-or-nothing deal. The kid initialed the contract.

June:
Oh, come on. He didn't know what he was doing. And now the natural balance of the world is all screwy and I have to fix it, so if you could see it in your heart…

Vikki Devyne:
Listen, sweetheart, You seem like a nice kid and I'd really really like to help, but my hands are tired, and by that, I mean I don't want to! I work deals here, okay? If you had something I wanted, then maybe we'd be having a conversation.

June:
Well, what do you need?

[Bobby comes in with Vikki's protein shake as she tastes it, but spits it in disgust]

Vikki Devyne:
For starters, a protein shake that doesn't taste like an elephant's butt! AND I SAID NO BANANA!!!! [disintegrates Bobby] There was a glorious protein shake that I used to get when I was just a little assistant agent demon in the underworld land of Quegara. I woulda taste that again.

June:
Alright, I'll get it for you. If I do, will you turn the monster kids back?

Vikki Devyne:
You got yourself a deal, sweetheart, but the offer expires at midnight. After that, the spell will be too powerful to overturn and those kids will be human forever.

June:
[as they shake hands] Capeesh!

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