The Looney Tunes Show, Season 1

Daffy:
Hey, Speedy, Porky finally got a girlfriend.

Speedy:
Ooh, good for you, pinky. I thought you were gonna be one of those "always-leaves-alone" guys, who just gets more and more desperate until he alienates the few friends that he has, and then he's just alone. So, what a relief for you. Now when can we meet this new girlfriend?

Porky:
Ugh. I don't have a girlfriend.

Speedy:
Well, stay in the game, pinky. But, maybe you should think about growing a beard. You got so much…face.

Daffy:
That was your exciting news, because you don't have a girlfriend?

Porky:
No. I got us playoff tickets.

Bugs:
What? How did you get tickets? They've been sold out for weeks!

Porky:
My uncle works at the league office.

Bugs:
Porky, I can't believe we're going to the playoffs!

Porky:
I'm picking up the tickets this afternoon.