The Loud House, Season 7

Mr. Bolhofner:
[grabs and picks up Zach by the backpack after being tackled] You've got two seconds to tell me what the blue blazes is going on!

Zach:
Don't panic, but there's an alien inside of you, Mr. B. I can totally prove it! See [shows his detector] It's flashing, which means… [his detector is low on battery power] Low battery… [chuckles sheepishly] Let's just call this a whoopsie.

Mr. Bolhofner:
[drops him] A whoopsie?! Why don't we call it… [yelling angrily in his face] TWO DAYS' DETENTION FOR TACKLING A TEACHER, GURDLE?! [storms off]

Lincoln:
You okay, Zach?

Stella:
We saw everything.

Zach:
Uh, yeah. Well, at least it's only two days of detention. [his friends gasp] What? What's the big deal? I've had detention before.

Rusty:
Yeah, in elementary school. This is middle school! The bullies are bigger, and so are their wedgies!

Lincoln:
Yeah. Lynn once told me about a kid who went to detention, and the other kids gave him a wedgie so hard, it stunted his growth!

Zach:
[shudders nervously] Oh, great. What am I gonna do?!

Rusty:
Don't worry, dawg. I got ya.