The Loud House, Season 7

Officer Shirley:
[picks up the phone as it rings while having her cup of coffee] Officer Shirley, what is your emergency?

Rita:
[frantically] I just saw a toddler--okay, no, wait, my toddler and I just saw a burglar running out of Jean Juan's. [while Officer Shirley starts writing notes] He was a small man or a medium-sized teen. We couldn't see the face. It's dark out, and I'm tired, so my vision is a little blurry.

Officer Shirley:
Ma'am, could you slow down?

Rita:
But he was definitely stealing food, the fromage con queso, or maybe the churro baguettes. Oh. Oh, that sounds so good right now. [dozes off, but her head hits the steering wheel and accidentally honks it, snapping her awake] Ah! [accidentally drops her phone] Oh, hang on. I dropped my phone. Oh, here it is! Are you still there?

Officer Shirley:
What are you and your kid doing out at 4:00 AM?

Rita:
Okay, well, my husband gave her an espresso bean, and now she's wide awake. [to Lily as she tries to break free of the seat belt while gnawing on it at the moment] Sweetie, do you have to pee?

[Lily shakes her head no]

Officer Shirley:
[thinking that Rita means her] No, I just went. Listen, hon, you're not the first tired mom to call in a little confused. Last night, we had a lady mistaking a possum for a werewolf. [chuckles] Why don't you go home and get some rest? [hangs up]

Rita:
Ugh! Can you believe her? [tired] I am not just some tired... confused mom...

Lily:
Rude!

Rita:
You know what, Lily? I say we do some investigating of our own. We track down the thief, we get some evidence, and then we call that officer back and say, "Who's confused now?"

Lily:
Yeah, yeah! This is exciting! We show her!