The Muppet Show, Season 2 (1977-1978)
Kermit the Frog:
[depressing] Thank you. And welcome to a very moment here on The Muppet Show. I am sorry but I got some bad news to tell you.
Statler:
Maybe we came at last.
Waldorf:
Maybe the show has been cancelled.
Kermit the Frog:
Tonight's show has been cancelled.
[Both Statler and Waldorf were shocked]
Statler:
Have I died and gone to Heaven?
Kermit the Frog:
Well, you see, I just misread my calendar. The show has been cancelled tonight, because we are opening auditions for new acts. You are welcome to see it, but I don't think there will any excitements.
Statler:
[to Kermit, off-screen] Should we stay or Should we go?
Kermit the Frog:
[to Statler and Waldorf] Why don't you two take the night off? [to the entire audience] Well, we might as well bring up the house lights and say good night to everybody.
[The audiences leaves in disappointment]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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