The Muppet Show, Season 4 (1979-1980)
Waldorf:
Statler isn't here tonight, Kermit! He's sick!
Kermit:
Oh, that's too bad. The flu?
Waldorf:
No, the show! He's sick of it! (laughs)
Kermit:
Well, uh, don't get lonely up there, okay?
Waldorf:
Not much chance of that. My wife is using Statler's ticket. She's just powdering her nose.
Kermit:
No kidding. I've always wanted to meet your wife.
[Astoria, a woman who looks exactly like Statler, appears in the box]
Astoria:
I thought the show had started! Who's the frog?
Waldorf:
That's Kermit, dear.
Kermit:
What's your wife's name, Waldorf?
Waldorf:
Astoria!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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