The Muppet Show, Season 5 (1980-1981)

Scooter:
Congratulations, Kermit.

Kermit the Frog:
On what?

Scooter:
That photographer from Tongue Magazine. You and Miss Piggy are being secretly married down in Las Vegas.

Kermit the Frog:
[Gasp and shocked] Piggy, PIGGY?!?

Miss Piggy:
Yes, mon cheri?

Kermit the Frog:
Piggy, have you been planting items about us in the gossip papers again?

Miss Piggy:
Um, well... what would make you think a thing like that?

Kermit the Frog:
That photographer who was just a slight exaggeration here. He was from Tongue Magazine.

Miss Piggy:
Oh. Well, it was just a teeny tiny item.

Kermit the Frog:
IT WAS A COVER STORY, ABOUT US BEING SECRETLY MARRIED!

Miss Piggy:
Well, it was a slight exaggeration.

Kermit the Frog:
THAT'S A BOLD-FACE LIE, PIGGY!!! I WILL NOT STAND AROUND WHEN YOU DO DUMB THINGS LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE DONE TOO ME TO MANY TIMES, PIGGY. I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! NO, I WON'T STAND FOR IT!

Miss Piggy:
Then what are going to do?

Kermit the Frog:
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I AM GOING TO DO, PIGGY! I AM GOING TO "FIRE" YOU! PIGGY, YOU ARE FIRED! YOU ARE FIRED, PIGGY! YOU ARE FIRED, FIRED!!! [growls angrily from his meltdown]

Miss Piggy:
[shocked] You're kidding.

Kermit the Frog:
I am "not" kidding.