The Muppet Show, Season 5 (1980-1981)

Gonzo:
Am I interrupting anything?

Paul Simon:
Hey Gonzo! Come on in!

Gonzo:
Thank you!

Paul Simon:
Can I tell you something?

Gonzo:
Sure.

Paul Simon:
You are my favourite muppet.

Gonzo:
Wow! Thank you, Paul. Is it alright if I call you Paul?

Paul Simon:
Oh yeah, sure.

Gonzo:
And you can call me Gonzo the Great! Well, that's enough about me. Which one of my songs do you want to hear?

Paul Simon:
Which one of your songs?

Gonzo:
You don't think I'm musically educated?

Paul Simon:
Oh, I think you're musically educated, it's just that I—

Gonzo:
Good. Hand me that clarinet. [gestures to Paul's guitar]

Paul Simon:
Gonzo, you know, this clarinet is my very favourite... clarinet, and I really prefer that no one else actually play it besides myself.

Gonzo:
But I'll-but I'll guard it with my life!

Paul Simon:
[sighs] I feared you would say that.