The Muppet Show, Season 5 (1980-1981)
Fozzie Bear:
Boy, you sure are heavy. You must least weighed a ton.
Floyd:
Well, that's good. That means she's lost weight! [laughs]
Fozzie Bear:
Floyd, you shouldn't laugh at Piggy. I mean, she must be terrified.
Floyd:
Terrified? She's petrified! [laughs]
Gonzo:
Hey, great news, Miss Piggy! You'll be back to normal in no time. I just got this new book called, "Sandblasting Without Pain"! [laughs]
Floyd:
Hey, hey, Gonzo!
Gonzo:
Yeah?
Floyd:
Yeah! Did you know that Miss Piggy is very worried about Kermit?
Gonzo:
Worried about Kermit? Why?
Floyd:
Well, she's afraid that she'll have to take him for granite! [laughs]
Kermit:
OK. OK, guys. Enough with these big cheap shots.
Floyd:
Aw, come on! I've got another page to go yet.
Kermit:
Floyd, how could you be so cruel to a fellow performer? Someone you've known and work with for years. I mean, just take a look at her. She's suffered enough. Have pity upon her.
Miss Piggy:
[affectionally] Mmmmmmmm.
Floyd:
Oh, you're right. Well, what will I do with these jokes?
Kermit:
Burn them. [leaves to the stage]
Floyd:
[to Miss Piggy] You heard what the frog said. [strikes a match on her]
Miss Piggy:
[painfully] MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Floyd:
[laughs]
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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