The Muppet Show, Season 5 (1980-1981)

Fozzie Bear:
Boy, you sure are heavy. You must least weighed a ton.

Floyd:
Well, that's good. That means she's lost weight! [laughs]

Fozzie Bear:
Floyd, you shouldn't laugh at Piggy. I mean, she must be terrified.

Floyd:
Terrified? She's petrified! [laughs]

Gonzo:
Hey, great news, Miss Piggy! You'll be back to normal in no time. I just got this new book called, "Sandblasting Without Pain"! [laughs]

Floyd:
Hey, hey, Gonzo!

Gonzo:
Yeah?

Floyd:
Yeah! Did you know that Miss Piggy is very worried about Kermit?

Gonzo:
Worried about Kermit? Why?

Floyd:
Well, she's afraid that she'll have to take him for granite! [laughs]

Kermit:
OK. OK, guys. Enough with these big cheap shots.

Floyd:
Aw, come on! I've got another page to go yet.

Kermit:
Floyd, how could you be so cruel to a fellow performer? Someone you've known and work with for years. I mean, just take a look at her. She's suffered enough. Have pity upon her.

Miss Piggy:
[affectionally] Mmmmmmmm.

Floyd:
Oh, you're right. Well, what will I do with these jokes?

Kermit:
Burn them. [leaves to the stage]

Floyd:
[to Miss Piggy] You heard what the frog said. [strikes a match on her]

Miss Piggy:
[painfully] MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Floyd:
[laughs]