The Muppets, Season 1 (2015–16)
Kermit the Frog:
You're a good comedian, but you're not a writer.
Fozzie Bear:
So you LIED to me?
Kermit the Frog:
I didn't want to hurt your feelings... So please just turn around and come back, okay?
Fozzie Bear:
No, no, because I am a writer. You don't have to believe in me; I believe in me! Oh, you see, that-that's good dialogue right there.
Kermit the Frog:
Uh, honestly, it's a little contrived. Where are you going, anyway?
Fozzie Bear:
Nope, I'm off the grid! And you'll never find me!
Fozzie's GPS:
Turn right at Big Bear Road. In 0.2 miles, your destination is on the left.
[Kermit hears this and begins to write down the address]
Fozzie Bear:
That lady's lying! Good-bye! [tries to hang up phone]
Kermit the Frog:
Yeah, I'm still here.
Fozzie Bear:
Oh yeah? Well, good-bye! [tries to hang up phone again]
Kermit the Frog:
Still here.
Fozzie Bear:
I don't know how to hang this thing up when it's on the map. This always happens.
Kermit the Frog:
Okay, hit the home button, then the phone icon and then the red button.
Fozzie Bear:
Okay, home button, phone icon, red button, aaaaaaaaaand... We're at Angry Birds. [sighs]
Kermit the Frog:
(to the camera) It's been 30 minutes.
Fozzie Bear:
Can I get $7.00 on pump 3, please?
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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