The Muppets, Season 1 (2015–16)

Kermit the Frog:
You're a good comedian, but you're not a writer.

Fozzie Bear:
So you LIED to me?

Kermit the Frog:
I didn't want to hurt your feelings... So please just turn around and come back, okay?

Fozzie Bear:
  No, no, because I am a writer.  You don't have to believe in me; I believe in me!  Oh, you see, that-that's good dialogue right there.

Kermit the Frog:
  Uh, honestly, it's a little contrived. Where are you going, anyway?

Fozzie Bear:
Nope, I'm off the grid! And you'll never find me!

Fozzie's GPS:
Turn right at Big Bear Road. In 0.2 miles, your destination is on the left.

[Kermit hears this and begins to write down the address]

Fozzie Bear:
That lady's lying! Good-bye! [tries to hang up phone]

Kermit the Frog:
Yeah, I'm still here.

Fozzie Bear:
Oh yeah? Well, good-bye! [tries to hang up phone again]

Kermit the Frog:
Still here.

Fozzie Bear:
I don't know how to hang this thing up when it's on the map. This always happens.

Kermit the Frog:
Okay, hit the home button, then the phone icon and then the red button.

Fozzie Bear:
Okay, home button, phone icon, red button, aaaaaaaaaand... We're at Angry Birds. [sighs]

Kermit the Frog:
(to the camera) It's been 30 minutes.

Fozzie Bear:
Can I get $7.00 on pump 3, please?