The Muppets, Season 1 (2015–16)

The Muppets (2015–2016, stylized as the muppets.) was an American television comedy series set in Los Angeles and depicting the everyday personal and professional lives of The Muppets during production of Up Late with Miss Piggy, a fictional late-ni… more »

[Chelsea Handler is being interviewed on Up Late with Miss Piggy; Scooter is offstage watching]

Chelsea Handler:
  I think I'm looking for—and I'm finally willing to admit it—is just somebody who's nice and has a steady job.

Scooter:
  [to himself]  Wait, I'm a nice guy with a steady job.

Chelsea Handler:
  You know, some sweetheart who's thoughtful and optimistic.

Scooter:
  [to himself]  Oh, my God, she's describing me.

Chelsea Handler:
  I guess I'm just looking for a kind, lovable dork.

Scooter:
  [to himself]  Darn it, so close!

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