The Oblongs, Season 2

[The Clubhouse treehouse; the five kids are having a meeting]

Peggy:
The meeting will now come to order. I will commence by reading the minutes from last week's meeting followed by Q and A and reports from committees.

Mikey:
Let's light our farts on fire.

Peggy:
Excuse me, but- That's not in accordance with parliamentary procedure!

Milo:
I have some new business. The Debbies treat us like dirt. Why don't we elect someone else student council president?

Peggy:
But nobody's ever beat the Debbies.

Milo:
How do we know unless we try? l mean, you could run, Susie.

Susie:
No, no. I have a skeleton in my closet. Oh, wait. No, I forgot. I made soup.

Milo:
Helga, how about you?

Helga:
Are you cranked out of your mind? l would never run against my dear bosom friend, Debbie.

Milo:
Helga, the Debbies hate you.