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The Office, Season 5

The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more »

[Dwight sees that his desk, chair, and other belongings have been gift wrapped by Jim]

Dwight:
What is this?

Jim:
Happy holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas.

Dwight:
You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?

Jim:
Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.

Dwight:
Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. [scoffs] Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.

Jim:
I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that.

Dwight:
Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my—[sets briefcase on desk and sits in chair, which both break, causing Dwight to fall over]

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