The Office, Season 5

[Dwight sees that his desk, chair, and other belongings have been gift wrapped by Jim]

Dwight:
What is this?

Jim:
Happy holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas.

Dwight:
You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?

Jim:
Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.

Dwight:
Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. [scoffs] Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.

Jim:
I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that.

Dwight:
Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my—[sets briefcase on desk and sits in chair, which both break, causing Dwight to fall over]