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The Office, Season 5

The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more »

[Michael fails to resuscitate the dummy after he and his coworkers break out in song and dance to Stayin' Alive]

Dwight:
Okay, he's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?

Rose:
I have no idea.

Dwight:
Anyone else?

Phyllis:
We bury him.

Dwight:
Wrong! Ehhh! Check for an organ donor card. If he has one, we only have minutes to harvest.

Creed:
He has no wallet. I checked.

Michael:
He is an organ donor.

Dwight:
He is! [to Stanley] Get me some ice and a styrofoam bucket. [unsheathes a dagger strapped to his leg] Here we go!

[Dwight stabs the dummy in the chest and slices open its torso]

Angela:
Oh my God! Dwight!

Kelly:
Dwight!

Angela:
What are you doing?!

Dwight:
We search for the organs! Where's the heart? The precious heart?

Stanley:
I'm not feeling well. I need to sit down.

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