The Office, Season 9

Phyllis:
I knew the party was today, but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't. Hmm, funny how that works.

Meredith:
[Scoffs] We're out there sweating our balls off every day, bustin' our balls. We deserve a Christmas party!

Nellie:
Well, then, why don't we just get some liquor and those mini-cupcakes?

Kevin:
Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?

Dwight:
What about an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? Drink some gluhwein, enjoy some hasenpfeffer. Enjoy Christmas with Saint Nicolas' rural German companion, Belsnickel.

Jim:
Yes! That, that, that! We're definitely doing that. Are we all in agreement?

Kevin:
No.

Angela:
No!

Jim:
Done, right?

Angela:
No.

Stanley:
No. I want Tropical Christmas.

Meredith:
Topless Christmas.

Creed:
Tapas Swiss Miss.