The Office, Season 9

Dwight:
[on phone with Jim] I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for Hire.

Jim:
Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.

Dwight:
Oh, God, this again? You're Stinky.

Jim:
Okay, there's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.

Dwight:
Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great-great-grandmother who died of stupidity.

Phyllis:
I have ears, Dwight.

Dwight:
Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears. [back to Jim] See what you leave me with here, Jim?

Jim:
Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.

Dwight:
How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.

Jim:
Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?

Dwight:
Hmm. That's a good... question. 300 times...

[Jim hangs up]

Dwight:
180... Um that comes to 25 minutes. [realizes Jim hung up] Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.