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The Office, Season 9

The Office (2005-2013) is an American NBC situation comedy and mockumentary, based on the British show of the same name, set in a paper-products office in Scranton, Pennsylvania where Andrew Bernard, the position formerly held by Michael Scott, mana… more »

Dwight:
[through a megaphone] Listen to me! I love you! And I don't care that Phillip's not my son! I will raise 100 children with 100 of your lovers if it means I can be with you!

Angela:
Can you put that down?

Dwight:
This expresses how loudly I love you!

Angela:
It's too loud.

[Dwight puts the megaphone down, gets on one knee, and pulls out a ring]

Dwight:
This is a ring taken from the buttocks of my grandmother, put there by the gangster patriarch of the Coors dynasty, melted in a foundry run by Mennonites.

Angela:
Okay. Yes. Yes, I will! [They embrace and kiss] I love you. And I lied to you.

Dwight:
What?

Angela:
Phillip's your son.

Dwight:
What? Why would you say...

Angela:
I just needed you to want to marry me because you wanted to marry me.

Dwight:
Get out! I'm a dad!

Angela:
You're a dad!

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