The Penguins of Madagascar, Season 1

Maurice:
[Clearing his throat as the other animals gather at the lemur habitat] You’ve all been called here today to dig a royal proclamation from King Julien himself!

Marlene:
[To Burt the elephant] Thirty peanuts says this is about his feet.

Burt:
Make it forty.

Julien:
From this moment that is happening now and on, those who touch the king’s feet, which are mine, will be punished most savagely! [Unfurls a roll of parchment with a lemur foot in a “not allowed” sign] I drew that. Me. I did. [Everyone groans]

Mort:
No feet?!

Skipper:
Well, that’s five minutes of our lives not worth getting back!

Kowalski:
Until I get my time machine fully functioning. [Everyone leaves]

Julien:
Wait! This is a very serious proclamation that I am proclaiming! [Slaps the “No feet allowed” sign on the volcano] Look! It is posted right here on the plastic volcano! And ANYONE who dares to be touching my beautiful feets shall be banish-ed from my kingdom! FOREVER!!!!!!

Maurice:
[Pretending to echo] Ever! Ever. Ever…

Julien:
What are you doing?

Maurice:
Echoing your for dramatic effect!

Julien:
Oh, nice! I like it! Now go to rebuilding my super comfy pamper-time floaty throne! [Maurice leaves]

Mort:
[Sadly poking his head out from behind a rock, staring at Julien’s feet] Banished… forever?

Julien:
Forever!

Maurice:
Ever! Ever! Ever!