The Raccoons, Season 4 (1989)

Bert:
Uh, Lisa, uh, did you ever see that old movie, "Love is a Very Splendid Thing"?

Lisa:
Why, sure.

Bert:
Well, uh... you know that scene where Rip Tide and Virginia Creeper meet on the river boat?

Lisa:
And pledge their undying love? Ah, it's one of my favorites!

Bert:
Good, good! Well... (clears throat) ...think of this cafe as the river boat.

Lisa:
(giggles) That sounds like fun! "Oh, Rip, your eyes are like the southern nights!" (giggles)

Bert:
Look, I'm trying to be serious here, Lisa!

Lisa:
(giggles) Sorry, Bert, go on.

Bert:
I'm just trying to tell you that... well, uh... we were... meant for each other.

Lisa:
Oh, Bert...

Bert:
Yeah?

Lisa:
I am flattered. But we don't know each other... well enough. I... I mean... I like you, Bert. But as a... friend...

Bert:
Oh. If that's the way you fill up on it!

Lisa:
Oh, Bert... don't be angry with me.

Bert:
ANGRY?! Who's angry?! I'm not angry! Well... gee, uh... look at the time! You better hurry or you'll, uh, miss your train!

Lisa:
Bert...

Bert:
(runs away from Lisa) Thank you ever so much for coming! It's been a slice!